BUNDLED RUG
Every red flag you ignored… now bundled beautifully.
We're not pretending to be safe — we're proudly dangerous.
Why BUNDLED RUG?
"It’s not financial advice. It’s financial warning."
- 🚩 ~50% of supply concentrated in dev wallets
- 🚩 Liquidity bundled through suspicious wallet clusters
- 🚩 Fresh wallets with zero transaction history
- 🚩 Anonymous team with burner social accounts
- 🚩 Zero governance, maximum centralization
- 🚩 Mathematical impossibilities disguised as tokenomics
100% Risk with no Reward Tek
It’s not a scam if we tell you it’s a scam.
Tokenomics
Supply
Fixed supply
Liquidity
Lock doesn't mean safe
Team Wallets
May vary daily
Marketing
Deal with it
Rugmap 🔥
Phase 1: The Green Dildo Dream
Chart prints a green dildo so hard it slaps the moon. You FOMO in. Your cousin FOMOs in. Even your dog holds a bag. Grandparents liquidate their 401k and ape into $BUNDLED RUG. Reddit says it's the future of finance. Twitter calls it the future of Binance. It’s beautiful. It’s bait.
Phase 2: Max Extraction
Dev N*gger Nukes the Chart.
Phase 3: Yeah that’s it. The End.
Your bags? Gone. Dev’s flexin’ them on a yacht with Instagram models.
Don't invest what you can’t afford to see turned into a dev’s Lambo.
Rugpaper
A masterpiece of financial engineering disguised as legitimate documentation.
Crafted to sound revolutionary while saying absolutely nothing.
Warning: Contains zero useful info.