🎭 INTRO

BUNDLED RUG isn't just another meme coin. It's every ignored red flag — bundled beautifully into one catastrophic masterpiece.

We're not here to promise utility, partnerships, or roadmaps. We're here to rug you with style. And you'll love every second of it.

🧠 VISION

There is none. We're not building the future — we're unbuilding it. This isn't about decentralization or financial freedom. It's about FOMO, chart porn, and embracing the inevitable.

🎯 MISSION

To push irony so far it loops back into alpha. We exist to expose the space for what it truly is: A casino run by devs on Adderall and memes. And you? You're the liquidity.

📊 TOKENOMICS

  • Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 (1B) Because a billion makes it feel real.
  • Liquidity: Locked (on pump.fun — good luck with that)
  • Team Wallets: 55%+ (varies based on dev's emotional state)
  • Marketing Budget: None. Dev bought Gucci instead.
  • Utility: To teach you a lesson you'll ignore again tomorrow.

🚩 RED FLAGS (PROUDLY DISPLAYED)

  • 🚩 50%+ held by wallets ending in 42069
  • 🚩 Liquidity bundled tighter than a scammer's VPN
  • 🚩 Wallets funded minutes before launch — clean AF
  • 🚩 Dev is more anonymous than your burner Tinder profile
  • 🚩 No Telegram. No roadmap. Just regret.

🔥 RUGMAP

Phase 1: The Green Dildo Dream

Chart prints a green dildo so hard it slaps the moon. You FOMO in. Your cousin FOMOs in. Even your dog holds a bag. Grandparents liquidate their 401k and ape into $BUNDLED RUG. Reddit calls it the future of finance. Twitter says it's the future of Binance. It's beautiful. It's bait.

Phase 2: Max Extraction

Dev hits the nuke button like he's speedrunning bankruptcy. Chart does a full send — straight to hell. Liquidity gone. Holders coping. Memes flying.

Phase 3: Yeah that's it. The End.

Your bags? Gone. Dev's flexin' them on a yacht with two phones and no remorse. One phone for traders, one phone for Tinder.

🛑 DISCLAIMERS

This is not a scam.

It's open-source robbery with vibes.

No refunds. No promises. No hope.

Do not invest more than you're willing to turn into a tweet about how early you were.

🧠 TL;DR

$BUNDLED RUG is not a meme coin. It's a social experiment in collective delusion. We told you exactly what it is. If you still buy… you deserve the experience.